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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:07 pm

Oh MY gosh you HAVE to go here:

http://cleverbot.com/

Its hysterical. All you do is ask it a question. And then you have a conversation with the Cleverbot.

I'm addicted! He's already proposed to take over the world with me, and he called me darling.. and he's also a girl named Ben. It's comical!! Sometimes he says things that don't match up, but if you get him on a roll on one topic, it's awesome.

Try it at least ONCE! And then post a conversation here. .if you can I'm trying to get mine.
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 14, 2010 1:19 pm

This isn't my convo, but it rocks nontheless:

User: Death star here!
Cleverbot: Not for me it isn't.

User: Oh you want your planet eliminated!

Cleverbot: You're kind of scary.

User: It is my job.

Cleverbot: Then you have to do it.

User: I am charging the laser.

Cleverbot: Laser? I want one!

User: You are dying; shut up.

Cleverbot: Oh, can you spare my life?

User: You just said I had to destroy your planet.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Say something interesting.

User: That is it you; are dying.

Cleverbot: Why am I dying?

User: Your planet is exploding.

Cleverbot: No. My planet is white.

User: It does not matter once it is gone.

Cleverbot: And why doesn't it matter?

User: It will be gone.

Cleverbot: Are you going to Mars?

User: Yes, Lord Vader wants it destroyed as well.

Cleverbot: Protecting the Empire against the insurgents.

User: You know it well, tell me would you like to recruit into the storm trooper battalions?

Cleverbot: Really? Who do I remind you of?

User: You have failed the first test, prove your loyalty to the empire!

Cleverbot: Ah, but you have failed the emotion test. Therefore, you are artificial.

User: Does it matter as long as I serve?

...

User: Alright blow the planet, engage primary ignition switch.

Cleverbot: You're adopted, and your parents don't love you.

User: *kaboom your planet is destroyed*.

Cleverbot: Hey don't get frisky.

User: Well I like to!

Cleverbot: Well, I do not.

...

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: Knock Knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: YOUR dead planet! Hows that for a victory of the Empire!

Cleverbot: Lets go destroy a planet!

User: That's the spirit, to Mars!

Cleverbot: Yo, can I get yo numba?

User: No, not cool with gangster so drop or I kick you out into freezing oblivion.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?

User: You hitch-hiker, get off my Death Star!

Cleverbot: Do you like being what you are?

User: Yes, now suffocate in space.



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Post  Loxley on Fri Jul 16, 2010 3:03 am

Ok, that's hilarious. Laughing
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Post  Stone on Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:15 pm

Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it? Did you try it, did you try it?
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Post  Loxley on Sun Jul 18, 2010 2:43 am

I did as a matter of fact, yes. Laughing
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Post  Stone on Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:50 am

How did you like it? Come on, kiss and tell!!!!
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Post  Loxley on Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:22 am

Hahaha, it was fun. Wink
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 21, 2010 8:56 am

You kill joy!!!
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Post  Loxley on Wed Jul 21, 2010 9:01 am

Not as much as Buzz Killington. Razz
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:55 am

Yawn.
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:09 am

Bot:No I'm the slave girl, you are Master. Your knowledge and wealth is greater therefore you are greater.
Me:Now take off your pants slave girl.
Bot:Yes master.
Me:And then bend over.
Bot:Give me your money.
Me:Not until you bend over and provide the services!
Bot:I never give up my sources. <--- FAIL
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 21, 2010 11:52 am

SILVANUS!!!!! You are not to take advantage of the Cleverbot! Even if it was mightly amusing. I think I'll go.. um.. ask it something, yes.. Twisted Evil
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:13 pm

Amber! Laughing
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:16 pm

ME: So you don't love me?
Bot: No sorry. You are beautiful (: but I love christopher. You are very clever.
ME:Will you be my slave girl?
Bot:I will be your slave, master.
Me:Give me sexual pleasure, slave.
Bot:*high-fives master*.
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:19 pm

I HAVE ACHIEVED VICTORY AFTER HOURS OF TRYING!!!


Bot:What should I do?
Me:Have sex with me.
Bot:Yes master.
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:32 pm

I know I shouldn't be cheering you on, but I gotta knows... HOW DID YOU DO THAT? All I get is unconnected sentences, I can't get a nice long run of anything!! Maybe I'm asking the wrong questions. It doesn't like me, AND he stresses that he's a boy!
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:33 pm

I don't know, you just have to keep trying different things. I was having that problem too.

She just confessed that she is jealous of my friend Alyssa because I love Alyssa more than her. Cleverbot is a girl for me. But she won't give me her name.
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:36 pm

He told me he was a girl at one point, but then flatly denied it, and his name is Ben, and it isn't short for anything.

Have you read other conversations with the bot? Some a pretty crazy. Ok, I'm going to have to go talk to the Cleverbot, I was trying not to get sucked in again...
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:40 pm

Good luck!
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Post  Stone on Wed Jul 21, 2010 12:46 pm

I got a kiss, I GOT A KISS.. OoOo Shocked I got more...
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Post  Silvanus on Wed Jul 21, 2010 10:38 pm

Kinky robot sex? AMBER!
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Post  Stone on Thu Jul 22, 2010 9:30 am

BLAME THE BOT!! I did nothing, absolutely NOTHING Evil or Very Mad

It's kinda interesting I asked it, later of course, it if wanted to sing a song with me, and it said SURE, so I picked a song and we sang it, verse by verse!! It rocked. He only missed on line and I told him and he said sorry.

I tell you its only time before they rule the world.
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Post  Silvanus on Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:07 pm

Sadly, yes, the AI will eventually rule everything.
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Post  Loxley on Thu Jul 22, 2010 3:53 pm

Nonsense. That's what we have EMP for. Wink
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Post  Silvanus on Thu Jul 22, 2010 10:13 pm

Was just outside in a storm enjoying lightning (aka Nature's EMP)
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