Silv's Castle

The castle is now open for visitors.

Holy, WoW! How would one visit though? Do I need climbing ropes?

There's a road coming up the other side, no worries.

Ah good, I can do roads. Roads are good. Good roads really help getting to big castles like that. Roads are usful. Can I say "road" a few more times? Lets see... Road.

One question. Do you have an elevator? Humm... Okay second question. Do you have a Dragon? Or a cat?

Elevators, yes quite. hmm.. dragons though, no. And cats.. well maybe but I don't know for sure.

Good, no dragons. Thats always a good sign for castles. You know how much dragons like castles right...

Why a cat? That just seems random to me.

Dragons do seem to love castles, but I assure you this castle has the very best in anti-dragon defenses! And as for cats, well they take care of the mice so I'm sure the housekeeper has a few of them.

Well cats think themselves royalty, so naturally you'd find them in castles. Right? Or am I thinking of something else

That sounds about right to me, although I have little patience for the beasts to be honest. They're all right pains in the butt.

Yes they are Silv. I think they reason they are so cute is so people will keep them around so the species doesn't die out. Its the same with ugly dogs. if they didn't have such a cute persoanlitity people wouldn't like them.

Cats, mice, dragons, you may have one of each in that castle it is verry ominious looking It mutch cost a fortune for the maintanance of such a big place.

Maintenance? You mean I'm supposed to repair things? haha, I'm kidding of course, I have my ways.

With a castle like that you'd half expect it to keep its self cleaned up! Very Beauty and the Beast before Belle came.

I've been trying to teach everything itself, but it's not working so far. Any advice would be helpful!

Awee.. thats not fair, I want house hold appliances and decorations to clean my house. If you figure out how to teach them to do the dishes let me know.

I have had this problem before. the problem is appliances have such a small brain and can only be given small simple tasks.

I think you're right, however I am working on making them a bit smarter, it's just hard..

I know it is like training a cat to sit and stay. Some people might be able to but not me.

Caution! The castle is now a sick ward until further notice. I'll refrain from posting elsewhere until later when I'm better. Don't want to get you all sick!

*Comes into castle wearing a full-transparent-NBC suit, and spraying some suspicious-looking grey mist in the area*

Careful, folks. This castle is contaminated and now under subject of the FEMA HazMat teams. Please vacate the premisis ASAP or you'll get your butts whooped. Yo, Arnold, what's taking so long with that airtight infection tent thingie? Oh, just hurry it up, will ya?

Don't you worry, Mister. We're experts on this sort of thing! We'll have you up and...well, running I suppose, in no time!

*puts a mask on* Silv get better!

*a shotgun blast rings out down the hall and a the sound of birdshot on the wall by Lox is heard* Don't push it vagabond!

Also, I'm still sick