Stones Cottage.

I'm sure she'll be able to do all that, and more!

You know, Salvador Dalí had an ozelot as a pet in his days.

Good for him. Did he make it eat anyone? Is it legal to own them?

Probably, and I think so.

Besides, I'd like to see anyone tell you you can't own it, after you've trained it to eat evil-doers.

No, they'll just fine me, and if I don't pay it'll affect my credit score.. and then I wont have good credit, and I've worked too hard for my right to have a credit card and no cats going to take it away from me!!!

I know it's not very imaginative, but thats honestly what would happen. Or they'd send SWAT after me. That might be cool.

You'll just have to train Daggercat to eat tax people and SWAT officers.

Her name was Tiger-pussykins. And I don't think she could eat all the tax people that she'd need to, to stop my credit failure.

That's what I said. Daggercat.

*Hears whatever he wants to hear*

(Hey, I'm a man. )

I see.. that explains your usage imposter words.

Well you can hear whatever you want, but I can say whatever I want..

Come here, kitty kitty daggerkitty!!!!

Are you sure you want to do that? I don't think she likes Vikings..

Of course she does. We all know Daggercat is a total softie anyway.

No way! She was trained in special cat school, she's a total killer. I just have to say the right command and she'll attack! Or if she thinks she is under real threat, then she will attack too.

Or if she see's a clown... she has a thing for clowns.

But that emoticon is not a clown, it's a jester!!!

Daggercat would never kill a jester.

You don't know that, do you really want to risk it?? I haven't fed her since I got her.

Eh, I have faith in Daggercat, or DC as I like to call her for short.

THATS NOT HER NAME!!!! She is, and always has been Tiger Pussy-kins!! She's going to eat you! grrrrr... Ok for reals she probably wont... gahh. I'm such a push over.

I have water in my ears...

Hahahaha. You should, you know, get rid of it.

The water in your ears that is, not Daggercat!

The water in my ears, is NOT Daggercat? Why would it have been? Am I missing something?

On other notes

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Youth Conference is CRAZY!

I helped on the food commitee, and I honestly had 3 hours down time for two days, not including bedtime. I worked my booty off!! But it was with good friends, and we had first dibs on all the cookies/chips/food. It was fun, I would totally do it again, if it were with the same people, but I'm exhausted...

sleeeeeeeep....

You should get rid of it. The water in your ears, that is. Not Daggercat.

Better?

And I wish I could've been there and snagged cookies and chips.

I believe you would have been the life of the party, and look adorable in an apron.

Funny you should mention that, I was thinking of getting a new Tiger PUSSY-KINS!! One that will actually kill.

Soooo... actually *looks around house* I probably should go over to Inkys to post this. See ya there!

You're getting a NEW Daggercat?

*Runs over to Inky's*

Ya, this one doesn't live up to either name!! I need something to protect me HELLO!! Thats why I got one in the first place.. or did you give it to me?

Either way, false advertising in the extreme. I'm thinking a hord of minks next.. I hear they are vicious little suckers.

I think you should just go with a jackal or two instead. They're cool animals.

"Daggerwooooolf, yoohooo, plz kill that badguy for me!!!"

"Arf, arf, arf!"

I didn't know jackals "arf'd" Thats not very scary at all! Perhaps a rinoserous? (sp?) Or a Lion, if I want to stay in the kitty family.

You like the name Dagger huh? Did you know that is actually the nickname of a Final Fantasy Princess? Thus why we called our puppy princess Dagger We could have called her Garnet, which is her real name, but Dagger sounded better.. more fitting.

Ok I see why you like the name.

Sooooo I want to go to Cananda.. any ideas what I should do up there? Other than track down a mounty?

Please go check Inkys, I have something there i need help with.